In an effort to simplify my existence, I’m closing down shop here and keeping everything at www.cardenmusic.com
So Long SkyTurtle
June 27th, 2010Million, Billion, Trillion
April 12th, 2010In the midst of some forgotten political conversation, I realized that million and billion weren’t registering appropriately. Because of the almost inconceivable numbers involved, I heard them as a lot and a whole lot, respectively. I opened PhotoShop to make a comparison, but quickly realized that a third number wasn’t going to show.
Later, as I was making pixel cubes for a different, but also forgotten purpose, I realized that the million-billion-trillion relationship could be implied. The idea is that we quickly gather that the third cube is shaped like the first two.
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April 11th, 2010The First 1,000 Prime Numbers
December 14th, 2009This page of the First 1,000 prime numbers has html and css for one to 7,919 – enough for one thousand prime numbers to be shaded gray. The fun though, is that if you re-size the browser (or use firebug to change the css), the primes align themselves in visually interesting patterns.
Resizing to line returns on multiples of 30 (or just 6) will illuminate much of what people seem to note about the “Sieve of Eratosthenes”, namely that multiples of 2,3, and 5 dice the primes into columns.
Songwriter Guitar Chords in D
May 11th, 2009Here’s another set of chords, this time focusing on a Dsus2 shape that makes a great songwriting home base. Try adding different bass notes for the Bm11 and Gsus2. Other bass notes will work for walk downs and other keys.
About that Bm11: chords on guitar often need to drop a note to make room for others. The first or second note to go is usually the V, I think because we hear it even when it isn’t there. This Bm11 doesn’t have an F# – the notes are BDADE – so it won’t show up in most chord dictionaries.
Once again, the graphic is linked to a much larger version.
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May 8th, 2009Tone Chasing #3: Tone as Whole
May 7th, 2009The sound of an electric guitar even in the simplest rigs, is an ecosystem of moving and changing parts. After your brain says “power chord”, your body has to perform the task. Most likely you are holding a pick, which affects your tone. You’re probably holding down a note on the fretboard, which may be maple, a layer of rosewood on maple, or something else. No electric guitar has a mandatory set of strings, so you have a choice to make there too. You have a world of options in every direction.
If you’re wondering why there aren’t more A:B comparisons of, for example, Strats and Les Pauls, part of the reason is that great rigs are often tailored to the specific guitar. At the very least, the pedals and amp may need to be adjusted when switching, at which point its hard to tell which thing you’re hearing in the A:B comparison.
Best Practices
What can we glean from all this? Change your strings. Okay, that’s a metaphor. Make an investigation of the tone of your strings–the gauge, the materials, the action, the age, and the tuning–part of the fun. Then, investigate everything else in the same level of detail, especially things like picks and pick-up height, where price isn’t much of an issue. If you can avoid hurrying past this part, it will pay off big later.
Dean Markley and Jimi Hendrix
May 6th, 2009I’m aware that Jimi’s name has been used to sell things since before I was born. However, I find it irritating that Dean Markley (the company, not necessarily the guy) would make this claim with so little follow-through:
After extensive research, company president Dean Markley and his staff were able to determine with some certainty that Hendrix played different types of strings at different points in his career. Using the knowledge gained from their research, the engineers at Dean Markley Strings have developed two types of Jimi Hendrix strings…
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While I’m doubtful about the “extensive research” and custom engineering to begin with, I can live with a little marketing hyperbole. I can also live with an excuse to brand your nickel-plated strings and your pure nickel strings with the Hendrix name. But if you’re going to sell me a line about getting an extensively reasearched, custom engineered, down-to-the-album Hendrix tone, at least make sure that your website doesn’t say exactly the opposite of your vendors.
Strictly guessing, since the strings Markley lists as “later career” are packaged in the artwork from earlier in his career, Markley’s own website is in error. Here’s a set of screenshots:
Tone Chasing #2: Know Who You’re Talking To
April 20th, 2009My local guitar center has a really good salesman that looks like the devil. Really. He’s Bic™ bald except for two little fire-engine-red tufts of hair that are moussed into horns. So, for whatever reason, he’s chosen a path that requires him to tend to this matter every day. I can’t relate to that at all.
I suppose there’s a percentage of people that, being distracted by the horns, won’t notice that he asks questions, listens to the answer, and attempts to take that answer into account in reply. Since logical conversation and reliable information about gear is much more important to me than mainstream coiffure, I’ve not missed it here.
I wouldn’t mention this at all except that the question-answer-response sequence is awfully hard to come by. Plenty of people know more about gear than I’ll ever forget, but will mistakenly presume to know what you’re looking for just by looking at you, or worse, that regardless of what you’re looking for, you’ll be seeking after their tone soon enough.
Some tone chasers have the means to buy vintage guitars and the legendary stomp boxes intended primarily to drive expensive tube amps into harmonic bliss. Such players invariably know a thing or two about making a great rig sound even better. That doesn’t mean they’ll be good resource for taking your Crate and Samick combo to the next level. Other tone chasers are really gear chasers, and if you’re looking to acquire part numbers and specs, will be just what the doctor ordered. Be forewarned however, that gear chasers don’t always identify themselves as such.
The good news is that–unlike Love or the Economy–after a while it will make perfect sense.
Tone Chasing #1: Advice is Relative
April 16th, 2009Human eyesight is dependent on change–if the eye is motionless it ceases to see, the image goes blank. Frankly, ears aren’t all that different. You hear (or notice) the changes in tone much more than the foundations of it. This phenomenon is the genesis of a lot of unhelpful advice for tone chasers.
Bobby says that what you really need to do is get a distortion pedal like the one he just got–it’s unbelievable how much difference it makes. Bobby is wrong. He’s not lying, it’s just that he’s gotten used to his $850 Strat and dad’s old 50 watt Fender Bassman. Meanwhile, your Korean Squatacaster is squawking through a Peavy amp that you suspect is for keyboards. While this is an exaggerated example, the principle is nearly ubiquitous.
Best Practices
The first thing to do here is cast a wide net. I know, I know, Bobby just shreds, and he’s been playing for years. Forget it! Going on one person’s advice–mine included–adds risk while robbing you of perspective. When it works out, it might not be for the reason you thought; when it doesn’t, you can’t examine the advice you didn’t take. In this case, you don’t even need to know other guitarists–learn from any decent book about guitars. You can’t put icing on every kind of brown sound.
Instead of trying to paint over your tone, here’s a rough sketch of how you might build a good foundation.
- Get a guitar and an amp.
- Learn to tune your guitar.
- Learn to play it, at least a little bit.
- Get a feel for where you can go with your amp’s volume and gain controls, and how they interact with your guitar’s volume, tone, and pick-up controls.
- Learn to string and set up (intonate, etc) your guitar.
- Try different strings and picks.
- Get a boost, fuzz, overdrive, distortion type pedal that costs between $25 and $90, depending on your budget.
- Dream big.


